“One previous owner, a very elderly driver.
“Chunky chassis, chipped paintwork, but recently re-sprayed up top. Wheels missing.
“Will export to the United States or China.
“Happy to throw my other car – Bastian, who’s off the Volks-wagon – in a two-for-one deal if you’ll take them both.”
And a killer last line reads that collection is available: “Anfield, 8.00pm, tonight.”