Well, Starsport fired up a copy of FIFA 12 and took a look through their stats on the game.
Back then, Papiss Cisse had just smashed in 13 goals in 14 league matches for the St. James’ Park side and flop £12m signing Florian Thauvian was an 18-year-old starlet who had just signed his first professional deal with Bastia.
So what were the ratings of the Magpies‘ players?
Click through the gallery above to find out. We’ve also included the rating they could potentially reach in career mode.