PATO ACTUALLY DOES EXIST
Brazilian Alexandre Pato didn’t waste the opportunity of showing Chelsea fans he’s not some figment of the imagination.
Sixty-three days after signing on-loan from Corinthians, Pato eventually got his first kick in the famous blue shirt after coming on as a first-half sub.
And he responded in quickfire fashion with a goal on the stroke of half-time.
CARELESS TALK PROVES COSTLY
Leandro Bacuna let slip that he might want to leave rock-bottom Villa to seek Champions League football.
Fed-up fans let him know exactly what they felt about his disloyal chatter, chanting: “Champions League? You’re Having a Laugh!” and booing the midfielder after he came on as a second-half sub.